You make me feel very comfortable. You should hang out with people for a living!– Joe “daddy long legs” Stacey
I’m a bad mother fucker with a goat hair growing on my toof… Plus I...– Cray cray
It’s only cool to make comments on Facebook via twitter via tumblr.– Me.
I didn’t know homeless people could text– Me
This place makes me wanna go home and cut myself… Twice.– Al Morale
How come I end up where I started? How come I end up where I belong?– Thome Yorke
Do I cross Your mind daily?– Al Morale
Two Scary Birds Worth A Toot
My brownies always turn out like brown m’s.– Al Morale
I must look trashy if some homeless guy confuses me for his...
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